In case you weren’t aware of the parallels, here’s a Focus on the Family affiliate to clear things up:

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lABvS6VGBwk]

…Because arbitrary, constantly evolving, man-made social customs are exactly the same as physical laws of the universe that have been empirically tested.

……And because gravity works by making things go downward.

………And planes fly by…no, I can’t even keep thinking about it. I need these brain cells for school.

Thank you, FotF, for adding “fucking scientifically illiterate” to your resume. I’m sure it looks nice below “hateful stone-aged thinking bigots.”