“If I Hadn’t Found Jesus, I’d Feel Pretty Shitty About My Crimes”
…until you remember it’s funny because there’s a hint of truth to what they’re saying. Then it’s kind of depressing. Hm.
About the Author
Jen McCreight (it rhymes with "write") is a geeky, nerdy, atheist feminist who managed to escape Indiana for Seattle.
Email: jen (at) thejenome (dot) com
18 comments
Scott Jones says:
Aug 12, 2010
A quote from Ellis in the game Left4Dead2 about a friend of his being horribly maimed comes to mind;”At first it was funny, then it just got sad, but then it got funny again!”That’s pretty much all of the Onion’s articles to me.
LS says:
Aug 12, 2010
Reminds me of being a typical angsty teenager, thinking about killing myself. And thinking “Well, I’ll burn in hell for suicide no matter what, so I might as well kill as many people as I can if I do it!
K.W. Ramsey says:
Aug 12, 2010
At first Jen was like :D, but then she was like :(
Sam Barnett-Cormack says:
Aug 12, 2010
And this is the horror of the logical conclusion of $divineEntity redeeming all sins confessed.
Thomas W says:
Aug 12, 2010
This sounds like some of the “feeling good about your problem” secular psychology of not too many years ago.
ckitching says:
Aug 13, 2010
Doesn’t all good humour have an element of truth to it?
Paragon83 says:
Aug 13, 2010
Actually I used to work in a jail and I have heard variations on this directly from people who had done things as horrible as in one case spend a drugged weekend torturing a baby. It seems most commonly to come from the child molesters.
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