I haven’t really been blogging for months, but weird emails still find their way to my inbox.
Dear Private, Registration:
I work for [Annoying Business] and we have discovered that a company we hired to help promote our website have used a variety of techniques to secure links to our site. These links were placed purely for SEO purposes, with the intention of manipulating search rankings.
It appears that there may be links like this that have been placed on your site.
The presence of these links is harmful to our site’s good standing with search engines, and unfortunately, retaining them may also be potentially harmful to your own website’s reputation.
We would ask that you please remove any links on your site that link to [Annoying Business].
You clutter my site with annoying spam and now you want me to waste time cleaning it up so you look better? Look, we all know that international seo takes some serious work, and some interesting strategies, to get working, but come on now.
Still, this isn’t the strangest email I have gotten this month. Just try to take a look at this one.
hey jenme too liberal, geeky, nerdy, scientific, perverted feminist atheist .and desperate to find a girl friend like that.if u r single and wanna mingle , ping me back.. or refer me any other girl.i havent read any of your posts nor i have time to read ur stuff.. unless ofcourse u wanna be my frnd..