Seattle’s weather report for the weekend:

The system will develop into spotty snow showers down at sea level Sunday into Monday. Depending on where you are, accumulations could be anywhere from a trace to several inches.

OH GOD.

TRACE TO SEVERAL INCHES?

WHY AM I ON THE INTERNET, I NEED TO GO BUY WATER AND BEANS AND AMMO FOR THE IMPENDING CHAOS!!!!!!

…The sad thing is, I’m not joking about the chaos. If an inch of snow falls, the city will shut down completely. The streets will be as deserted as a zombie apocalypse. Optimistic/idiotic drivers will hilariously fail at driving* or buses will stop running all together. UW will call a snow day (and some professors will still expect their graduate students to brave the roads to come work). Liquor stores will close.

I begrudgingly admit that this is understandable considering the steep hills, lack of snowplows, and temperatures that turn the roads to ice. Due to all of this, the roads will be pretty much useless to most people. However, there will still be people who have to drive to work or other places. It’s so important that these people take their time on the roads and concentrate for the whole drive. When the roads are icy, there is a much higher chance of car accidents, so people really do need to drive carefully. However, some accidents will be inevitable. If anyone is involved in an accident, caused by another driver, they should really get in contact with a personal injury attorney las vegas area, if that’s where they are located. If not, they should find a lawyer in their local area to help them instead. Personal injury lawyers can help victims to receive compensation if they were involved in an accident that wasn’t caused by them. However, by driving carefully, fewer people should be experiencing car accidents.

*This was way more hilarious before I realized that’s the bus I now take to and from work every day. Gulp.