My smacktalking at the Imagine No Religion conference must have really rattled PZ – the man has lost his mind! He’s saying he’ll shave his beard into a Hulk Hogan replica that should never be seen outside of photographs from the 80s if he raises more money for Camp Quest by the end of June.

PZ, I know you’re scared of the godless blogging army facing you. It’s now me, Hemant, Greta, JT, Adam from Daylight Atheism, and you were even betrayed by Digital Cuttlefish. But this is rash. Isn’t the beard the source of all your power?

The man knows not what he does. Save PZ’s beard by donating to the opposition’s fundraiser for Camp Quest. I hear you’ll help kids learn to be critical thinkers too.